How to Court A MILF

Milfs are elegant exotic creatures who inhabit the world like jungle cats looking for something to satisfy them. They are also known as cougars, which is very fitting. Having sex with a hot milf is an experience every young man should try at least once. It isn’t like having sex with any other type of girl. Milfs are very particular. They have been around the block, know what they like, and expect to be pleased by their younger counterparts. If you’re nervous, good. That is how it should be. We aren’t here to scare you, but each Milf should come with a warning that reads, I know what I like, and you better know it too. To have a good sexual adventure with a cougar, you’ll need to appear cool, calm, and collected. Even if it’s just to fuck a MILF, you will want to know how to court one so that you can go into her jungle armed.

Tip #1: Don’t ask her what her age is

Women, in general, don’t take too kindly to this question. You should know this by now. And it shouldn’t come as any surprise that older women, milf, in particular, don’t want to be asked their age. It’s rude, but also it puts that sexy milf who was all hot and horny into another mood entirely. It’s a boner-killer and a buzzkill. Why would you want to kill your cougar’s sex drive before even getting your meat wet? Keep that milf hungry for you by making her feel as sexy as she really is. Don’t remind her that she’s older.

Tip #2: A Milf doesn’t have to be a mom

When the term milf first came to be, we all thought it meant “Mom I’d Like To Fuck.” It still does – don’t worry. You’re not here reading about Mannequins we’d like to fuck or anything like that. The M still stands for mom. However, it has grown to become synonymous with cougar. It’s a hot older one. The only teeny difference between a modern milf and a cougar is that a milf wants to take care of you. This is less a tip and more of a reminder of what you should expect. Milfs like being a little motherly, even if they never popped out any kids.

Tip #3: Don’t be too eager

Do you know how many times a milf has been approached by a horny nervous boyish wreck? While milfs are interested in someone with less life experience than them, it doesn’t mean they want you to act like a little boy. That’s just weird. You don’t have to overcompensate or try to be really manly or dominating… let her take control. But don’t be a whiny little boy who has no idea where to put his hands. Be how you normally are in bed. Whether you are dominating or submissive, be yourself. Don’t try to fulfill the “younger boy” fantasy for her because that’s not what she wants.

Tip #4: Lots of foreplay

Here’s a tip that you can use on pretty much any scenario with a woman: They like foreplay. Women aren’t like guys who are ready to jump into the deep end immediately. You’re going to need to butter your lady up, get her nice and wet. The only way to do that is through foreplay. Start slow with some making out and maybe ear-nibbles. Travel down to her sweet spot and spend some time there before taking the plunge.

Tip #5: Follow her lead

The milf knows what she’s doing, so follow her lead. Don’t start the dirty talk if she doesn’t start it first. Don’t get super freaky unless she leads the way there. The reason that this is so important is because your milf has had many sexual experiences before. You will bore her to make her laugh if you travel in a direction that she isn’t into. Following her lead is the best milf way to handling fucking one.

Tip #6: Don’t force pillow talk

This isn’t her first rodeo. Your milf might want to get in and get out without the pillow talk. If you are a cuddler after sex, first of all, grow a pair. Kidding. You can be into that, but your milf might not be. Just know what to expect if she isn’t into spooning after you guys have done the nasty. There’s a good chance she won’t be into it and if you try to force the cuddling after sex you are going to embarrass yourself in front of this hot milf. If you want to see her for another round of hot milf sex, don’t claw your way into pillow talk. It’s not hot.

Tip #7: Try out sexting

The sexting and phone play is the only upper hand you’ve got on your milf. You were born into the digital age. She probably wasn’t if she’s a real milf. Sexting is probably new and exciting to her, so trying it out with her is a good idea. It might pique her interest in you more and keep her horny for you when you aren’t around (pretty much guaranteeing another round of fun with your hot cougar woman). Try out the sexting with photos, videos, and hot dirty words to turn her on.